香港有所謂無處不旅遊，蘇格蘭也有無處不郊遊，例如行山網Walkhighlands便有多條郊遊徑供大家選擇，其中一條最盞鬼，叫Ikea Store Route，把無處不郊遊的精神推到極致，不讓香港專美！

不得不佩服英國人的幽默！明明是玩膠，都玩得認真過人。網頁煞有介事，圖文並茂介紹這條路線，開首第一句便說：

Probably the most popular weekend walk in Scotland, the IKEA store route is undertaken by countless couples and families throughout the year. 

驚死你盪失路，還有GPS路線圖給你參考：

不忘溫馨提示：

Excellent underfoot conditions – including carpet; mostly level, with some stairs. Although waymarked with yellow feet on the floor, care is needed with navigation as it is easy to become disorientated.

最好笑係預計時間：2 hours – 1 day（網頁無解釋，相信跟閣下是否與妻同行有關）

Ikea Store Route全長約1.2公里，應該是全世界最短途但最花時間的「郊遊徑」）。由於「險阻」重重，Walkhighlands細分為6段，其中第5段有補給點：

Use your bushcraft skills to listen to your body clock (ie. ask yourself if you are getting hungry) to head into the cafe. Once full, continue the route by heading out into the Warehouse.

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